BOY TALK-Wanna Touch My Gherkin?

Alway’s fun writing these Boy Talk blogs up.  Enjoy Girls!!

Kenny Powers

Kenny Mutha Fuckin’ Powers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BOY 1

She jumped from the sixth floor. I knew she was going to eventually kill herself because her bra was always dirty.

BOY 2

Fuck making love to myself.  It’s too much clean up.

BOY 3

Dred is coming to Karaoke tonight, he’s going to sing a traditional Jamaican song, it’s called, ‘I hate fags.’

BOY 4

I think the skin tags are weighing on him. He’s got like 94 skin tags. It looks like flaps on an old truck.

BOY 5

You know in ’87, in Vancouver, I auditioned for 21 Jump street. I didn’t even know who that popsicle Johny Depp was. I looked fresh and he looked like a bum.

BOY 5

BOY 5

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BOY 6

My wrestling name is Beater Mansbridge.

Beater Mansbridge

Beater Mansbridge

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BOY 7

Wanna touch my Gherkin?

BOY 8

I bring my kid to my Narcotics Anonymous meetings. He plays Draw Something on my iphone and he’s happy.

BOY 9

I fucking love Hillary Duff cause she’s so innocent. You’d never know she’s sucked cock a day in her life.

BOY 10

Wanna touch my gherkin?

BOY 11

Depression is the new gay.

George Michaels

George Michaels

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#IHEARTTHESHITBOYSSAY

Happy Monday!

GIRL TALK coming sooon!

Love Yoko

xxx