BOY TALK-VOLUME #WHATEVER.

YOKO IS OUR MASTER.

 

Boy1

My only purpose as a man is to carry heavy shit and now your carrying the heavy shit so you’ve taken away the only thing I have. Give me the fucking bags.
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BOY2
Having a kid does change you. Everything is suddenly in technicolor. Its weird. Its like you’re on acid all the time. You know I wasn’t even happy she was having this baby but..everything I do now is for him. I’m not going to give up DJing though.

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BOY3
It took me until 2010 to find out Africa has highways. Can you believe that shit? You never see that on TV.

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BOY4
Did you know that in Uganda the government is telling people to out the gay’s and get rid of them? Can you believe that shit?! Like, we wake up and say yes, I want to be gay and get my ass kicked everyday of my life.I’d never come out if I lived in Uganda. I’d be in hiding. Actually, I’d get the fuck out of there ASAP. They need Lady GagGa to show up.
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YOKO
How do you want to spend your last days?

BOY5
Hopefully partying and fucking. I’m going to be enjoying myself. If I knew the world was going to end next weekend, like I had a definite date, I’m talking for certain, I’m talking I’m looking up and I see the asteroid coming-then I’ll get rid of my shit.  ‘Cause what happens if nothing happens? Yeah I’m not going to sit around and mope. I’m gonna be enjoying myself with some lovely honey’s strokin’my wood.
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*BOY 3, 5 & 6 ARE THE SAME*   He’s Comedy Gold-sometimes.

BOY 6
You’re so dumb. Where do you get your information from?

YOKO
The same fucking place you get your information from. I’m telling you the African government is corrupt.

BOY6
You’re ignorant and you spew rhetoric.

YOKO
No I’m not. We’re trying to have a fucking conversation about Africa, so instead of yelling at me why don’t you inform me of something different?

BOY6
Why are the only representations of Africa just of kids with big belly’s and what you just said? It’s not the same as it use to be. .

YOKO
Are you seriously trying to sell me Africa right now? ‘Cause the brother I was out on a date with the other night was trying to sell me Africa, telling me they have the best hotels in all the world. He held his fork like a shovel.

BOY6
You just sound like another white misinformed bitch.

YOKO
You just found out Africa has highways, asshole! Don’t try to sell me Africa when the people are dying for help, living in huts barely surviving.

BOY6
I can show you cities in Africa that make our cities look like shite. I’m willing to bet you your weed I can find you them right now.

YOKO
No, fuck off and just show me what your talking about. .

BOY6
Fine. After we smoke. So fucking hard to have a conversation with you sometimes.

YOKO
Yeah, likewise.

*Note:  Yes, BOY6 is black. And my good friend. We fight like this ALL the time.*
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X-RATED *This phone call was from Dublin-I can never make out what BOY7 say’s because his Irish accent is so thick. Which is why I appreciate his sextexting more. But dayyyam his accent is super hot!!

YOKO
Hello

BOY7
Yokoooo, It’s me. I keep calling you… you don’t pick up?!

YOKO
It’s 4:30am.

BOY7
Oh, sorry . I was horny and thinking about you. I’ve been looking at your pictures- you look so sexy.
What are you wearing now?

YOKO
Panties.

BOY7
My pants are on the ground and I’ve got my hard cock in my hand’s. You wanna hear it?
(He hits the phone with his cock several times. All I hear are loud thuds-over and over again)

BOY7
Did you hear how hard it is? Tell me some filth you sexy fucker..

YOKO
What do you want to hear?

BOY7
Whats the last filthy thing you did?

YOKO
I had a girl finger fuck me ’til I squirted the other night. She had long nails and tore me up though.

BOY7
Oh yeahhhh, I want to see that. Are you playing with yourself right now? I want to hear you cum.

YOKO
I have to be quiet cause I’m at my moms house for Christmas.

BOY7
Fuck, that turns me on even more!

YOKO
I’ve got my fingers inside me and i’m soaking wet. Wish you were here to give me some Irish meat.

BOY7
Ooohh Yokoo! I will be you sexy fucker -soon! Soon! When I come down nobody will see you for day’s.
I want to watch you drink my semen out of a cup.

YOKO
(Gulp)
Ummm, yeah, yeah. I- can’t -wait to-drink-your-semen-out-of-a-cup. Listen, I gotta go.

BOY7
Ok, Yoko! I’m going to write a song for you. Hey, did you see our latest video?

YOKO
Yeah, it was hot! Text me.

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FYI –>  Semen talk is kind of a turn off. It just is. And…Canadian girls don’t drink semen out of cups-We drink straight from the tap.

*This song and video are simply magic. Not enough people have experienced it…Go there*
Foals-2 Trees

I write these BOY/GIRL Talk blogs just for the sheer pleasure of it. Hope it entertained you.

Sweet, sticky, sloppy, anal kisses,
Yoko Sanchez
xxx